My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off ✦

No, I thought. Not here. Not at the community center. Mrs. Patterson from Accounting is doing water aerobics in the shallow end.

Imagine enjoying a relaxing day at the beach, soaking up the sun and playing in the waves, when suddenly your swimming trunks are sucked off your body. It may sound like a humorous anecdote or a rare occurrence, but it's a situation that has happened to many beachgoers. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

This was no ordinary jet. This was a grated, industrial-strength intake valve designed to skim leaves, hair, and presumably, adult dignity from the surface of the water. No, I thought