Hide, don't fight. If a horde is passing, freeze in place. Hold your breath. Become a statue. Scouts learn "Sniper Position" for a reason. Movement attracts.
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Hmm, the user's deep need here probably isn't just a humorous list. They likely want an engaging, well-structured article that ranks for that keyword while providing real, usable advice disguised as genre fun. The article needs to be long, so I should aim for 1500+ words. It should tap into the Scout Law, motto ("Be Prepared"), and actual survival skills (first aid, knots, fire, tracking) as a framework for zombie survival. Hide, don't fight